A potato by any other name (or how many English teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?)
How many English teachers does it take to change a broken light bulb?
Fun
Quit futzing around! (or What is your writers’ beano?)
From the OED online: Futz: [Origin uncertain; perh. alteration of Yiddish arumfartzen (Amer. Speech (1943) XVIII. 43).] intr. To loaf, waste time, mess around. From Merriam-Webster online: Main Entry: futz Pronunciation: ˈfəts Function: intransitive verb Etymology: perhaps part modification, part translation of Yiddish arumfartsn zikh, literally, to fart around Date: circa 1930 slang : fool …